how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
when attractive people say they are ugly
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
Girl: I don’t date boys
Girl: I date men
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story
don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?