oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

image


onlylolgifs:

Sugar Glider Eating Yogurt

(Source: onlylolgifs)

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via andreeaanderson)

(Source: escapedgoat)

sarahmac2301:

Girl: I don’t date boys

Lesbian:

image

Girl: I date men

Lesbian: 

image

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

aqualateral:

chakramming:

*sniffs air* what dat smell?
darkness

image

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

aztec-dreams:

don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?

jeszing:

I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you

(Source: feinseld)


pleatedjeans:

24 Reasons the Next Generation is Going to be in Great Hands